Bill rambles about the brutal Patriots Super Bowl loss, Patrice O’neal’s new CD, and his upcoming redneck tour.
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Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-12
February 6, 2012
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Bill’s Monday Morning Podcast
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February 06, 2012 at 1:53 am, mike said:
giants eat dick
February 06, 2012 at 3:26 pm, RICHARD said:
HEE!!!! HEE!!! HEE!!!……
February 06, 2012 at 1:54 am, TylerNorCal said:
As soon as the Super Bowl ended…I was anticipating this haha.
February 08, 2012 at 6:16 pm, UK knows it all said:
It’s true. After the Red Sox collapse, after the Giants edge the Pats, my first thought is “What’s Bill gonna say?”
February 06, 2012 at 2:15 am, i'ma douche said:
you are awesome.
February 06, 2012 at 2:20 am, Geers said:
Nice to hear such a die hard fan, congratulate the winners.. Classy!
February 06, 2012 at 2:30 am, qwueef said:
BIG BLUE!
February 06, 2012 at 2:33 am, Slimjim said:
I was just getting ready for bed, and thought i would check Facebook before the nights end to find this shit, now i got to stay up another hour to listen to the Pod Cast..
Thanks a lot Bill. Now GFY
February 06, 2012 at 3:14 am, Joel said:
Fuck valentines day and at least your team made it to the super bowl even if they did fuck it up
February 06, 2012 at 4:43 am, Alissa Pissa said:
i was feeling hopeful for a minute there, then i heard your words in my head that you thought the giants were going to win. god damn gut feelings. fuck ‘em. FUUUUUUCK!!!
February 06, 2012 at 5:15 am, Paul Romero said:
Hey Bill! any chance of adding an Amazon UK link to your limp wristed site we can give you some proper man love from jolly old England? GFYS
February 06, 2012 at 8:10 am, Fletch said:
@Paul Romero -The links were on here last week, probably just a temp problem.
February 16, 2012 at 9:42 am, Paul Romero said:
i dont think there was ever an Amazon uk link… theres an amazon US link. Carolla seems to have both on his site! come on Bill we want to give you money!>
February 06, 2012 at 7:51 am, chachee99 said:
Football fans do not know the pain of watching their team blow it like a Saskatchewan Roughrider fan. Don’t believe me. Watch this painful experience of stupidity. You can’t make this shit up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77L3gNDCUnw
February 13, 2012 at 5:11 pm, Chris said:
Nobody gives a shit about the CFL – and I’m Canadian.
February 06, 2012 at 9:30 am, Stuart said:
The auto-check out story is the funniest story I have heard in years. Fan–fucking–tastic
February 06, 2012 at 9:54 am, lou said:
Congrats Giants fans! We officially own Brady. Now everyone who doubted us can shut it. Eli IS elite and we are the champs… again!
February 06, 2012 at 11:59 am, Matt said:
Imagine being an eagles fan like myself.. Gmen 4- Big Red – 0
February 06, 2012 at 10:34 am, Girthy said:
You guys are too invested in a game you don’t even fucking play, news people, the players don’t give a fuck about ya, you guys talk like you represent them, meanwhile most of you are out of shape, quit talking like this matters.
February 07, 2012 at 9:32 pm, PrISM said:
> Hey look some fuck talking shit about something he knows nothing about.
February 06, 2012 at 10:42 am, Dave Guyton said:
They should have comedians at half time instead
February 06, 2012 at 12:01 pm, jo ke said:
good idea
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February 07, 2012 at 11:42 am, will said:
> you mean Madona isn’t a joke?
February 06, 2012 at 11:57 am, Matt said:
Hey Bill,
Tough loss!!! Surprised pats kept it close… did you hear Brady’s wife respond to the hecklers…
“ELI owns your husbands!” her response…. “He cant fucking throw the ball and catch it too”
February 06, 2012 at 11:58 am, lou said:
1,219 yards, 9 TDS and 1 INT…..Eli’s playoff numbers this year….and a 75% comp. percentage in the Super Bowl….hey every other quarterback in the NFL….start paying attention because this is only just beginning…
February 06, 2012 at 12:06 pm, Titan Helms said:
Bill Burr’s the funniest American stand-up around. Louis CK and Doug Stanhope 2 and 3.
February 06, 2012 at 12:25 pm, Bigdickplaya said:
Glad to hear you could stop pouting long enough to sell out and talk about stamps you unfunny fuck. You just lost a listener. Fuck you
February 06, 2012 at 11:21 pm, NutzSlapnYaChin said:
> Your a little dick, piece of shit, mis-aborted, asshole fuck!
Good Podcast Bill, please come to Chicago
February 06, 2012 at 11:46 pm, Bigdickplaya said:
> Fuck off, you hopeless, disloyal, bitch-made, cunt licker. It’s called free speech. I don’t even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.
February 07, 2012 at 3:06 pm, Antonio said:
> Haha you sound like a Smalldickplaya
February 08, 2012 at 11:53 am, NutzSlapnYaChin said:
> I got pissed when i first saw this, but then realized this is one of the 21 yr old virgins! In the age of Craiglist you should be able to get a hooker dude. Anyway, Thanks, I am a cunt licker, Most men enjoy eating the puss, Lil Wayne even compares it to Filet Mignon. Then you brought my mother into this. I didn’t do this to you, I just stated that you were aborted and survived.This is what caused your low reading skills and lack of an ability to articulate your feelings. I digress, Freedom of speech, fuck you and your free speech. don’t think you can trash my favorite comedian on his website and think no ones gonna say anything. You hate my guts, “grow up you small dick”, you probably been saying that to yourself for some time now. -Thee NutzSlapnYaChin
February 08, 2012 at 2:32 pm, Bigdickplaya said:
> Haha you sure took that personally. Now I just feel bad for you. Whatever, I’ll let you go back to slapping your balls on Lil Wayne’s chin and leave you alone.
February 08, 2012 at 2:39 pm, NutzSlapnYaChin said:
> Wow dude, you’re totally right. I’m pathetic and probably should kill myself. And I do eat pussy, therefore making me less of a man
February 09, 2012 at 6:56 pm, NutzSlapnYaChin said:
> You couldn’t figure out a decent come back, so you figured fuck it, fake a post. You couldn’t read big words, was that it? ahahaha your an Illiterate Bastard – Thee NutzSlapnYaChin
February 10, 2012 at 10:41 am, Bigdickplaya said:
> you’re** an illiterate bastard
February 06, 2012 at 12:34 pm, paul said:
Yo bill, from a giants fan, thanks for being gracious (is that the right word? let’s just say ‘not cunty’) and for the respect to the giants organization. And to you non-sports fans commenting here, go fuck ya selfs. What, never had a catch with pop when you were a kid?
February 06, 2012 at 12:46 pm, Jack said:
Bill Burr was nicer and funnier to listen to when he wasn’t drinking.
February 06, 2012 at 7:51 pm, Ghost of Nat Turner said:
> What are you his wife? What kind of comment is this? And who wants Bill Burr to be nice?
February 06, 2012 at 2:40 pm, Mike said:
I felt the same way when the Niners lost to the Giants 2 weeks ago. Losses are so much worse when you shit the bed at the end of the game.
February 06, 2012 at 3:10 pm, CJpines said:
Classy that Bill not spout sour grapes. And I agree that the Pats gave it away but that was after the Giants gave it away after the Pats gave it away…it was a brutal game for a fan of either team to watch.
February 06, 2012 at 3:18 pm, Fuck said:
As if watching the loss wasn’t bad enough, I have to listen to you rehash everything. FUCK!!!
February 06, 2012 at 3:41 pm, Chile Ortega said:
So I want to get my girl some flowers. Are you still shilling for some flower outfit? Which one? Discount code?
February 06, 2012 at 4:21 pm, Dick said:
Walk down to your florist ya cheap lazy fuck. Bill can live without the nickel….
February 11, 2012 at 3:41 pm, Chile Ortega said:
> As a small business owner, I like a good bargain. I also like to support other independent business types, such as Bill. I do not consider that cheap or lazy. The fact that you feel the need to be a Burr clone really makes you the sad, pathetic loser. And talk about lazy! Come up with your own funny quips.
All that aside, I did go to order some flowers for my lady, and my $70 order magically inflated to $115 with all of their bullshit fees. AFTER I entered the discount code. So sorry Bill, I’m going to walk my lazy ass down to the local florist and support my local purveyor. Happy vajayjay day!
February 06, 2012 at 6:00 pm, JD said:
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February 06, 2012 at 6:17 pm, monkeyballs said:
Hey Bill, thanx for the podcast!! just made a purchase on AMAZON through the link to show my appreciation.
February 06, 2012 at 7:07 pm, ha said:
that pro flowers plug was great. maybe try the BBQ in NC
February 06, 2012 at 7:52 pm, Ghost of Nat Turner said:
Steak and a BJ day mark your calenders
February 07, 2012 at 12:26 am, Hel said:
Best flowers commercial ever.
February 08, 2012 at 6:13 pm, UK knows it all said:
BILL’S FLOWER AD, FOR POSTERITY:
“You wanted all that control, Pro Flowers, I don’t know what I’m supposed to be talking about this week.
All I know is Valentine’s Day is coming up… and I advocate going out on the 15th, when you can get a goddamn reservation and it doesn’t cost 90-fucking-grand. Alright, who’s kiddin’ who? Alright.
I didn’t get any goddamn copy this week. Fuck it.
I’m just gonna wing this one.
It’s Valentine’s Day everybody.
You gotta celebrate her, and her fucking twat. That’s what’s goin’ down.
You don’t wanna shop, so why don’t you go to Flowers DOT COM, and go get a bouquet of flowers, and slap her right in the fucking cunt with it. Why don’t you do that?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Just go on there, Flowers DOT COM, and click on the twat, and enter B U fuckin’ R R, and get yourself a bouquet of flowers.
Shove the vase in her ass, and you have yourself a lovely day. Save the chocolates for yourself, because that’s what it’s about.
Um. Oh, Jeeezus.
You didn’t give me any copy. What do you want from me?
I have copy for next week.
They got their desperate copy for next week: Hey fellas, it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow! You gotta Federal Express some roses.
Why did I just do that? That was total self-sabotage. I was finally making some money on the fuckin’ podcast. Why would I do something like that?
Because my team just lost the Super Bowl and I’m really not feeling it.
I run enough ads to cover my new pair of tube socks I need to buy this week.”
February 07, 2012 at 12:38 am, Steve said:
Bill,
As a die hard lifelong Niners fan, I feel your pain with the Pats loss. Both our teams gave the game away.
February 07, 2012 at 1:47 am, Dylan Duddy said:
You better email Bobby Kelly cause i was just listening to O&A where Anthony mentioned he called u & u answered the phone saying, “which bandwagoner is this.” Norton was w/ Bobby who shut the TV off after the Hail Mary pass, went straight to the social networks & started cursing.
February 07, 2012 at 3:54 am, Dick Chipperson said:
You were doing your advertisement for Amazon and said something about a cock ring and I fuckin’ lost it. YOU FUNNY BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYIN’ TO DO? KILL ME? LOL
February 07, 2012 at 4:20 am, Dick Wood said:
If your going to be in the South, have some boiled peanuts mother fucker!
February 07, 2012 at 12:30 pm, puddy said:
lose some weight fucker. people are going to mistake you for louis ck. fucking ginger comedians…
February 07, 2012 at 1:36 pm, Gaz said:
UNDERATED – unemployment…. FUCKING BANG ON!
February 07, 2012 at 2:32 pm, Rick James said:
CHARLIE MURPHAYY!!!!
February 07, 2012 at 7:49 pm, biggimpin said:
Best hour of my life having to listen to a Pats fan writhe in pain, go fuck yourself you cunt, at least you are a respectful (and fucking funny) cunt.
February 07, 2012 at 7:55 pm, nejc said:
BILL BURR!! U FUCKEING ROCK MAAAAN!!!1 right on duudee, don’t ever stop!
February 07, 2012 at 9:30 pm, PrISM said:
New York FOOTBALL Giants!!!
Why is it that one of the funnier podcasts comes at the expense of the Patriots losing the Super Bowl? Two birds with one fucking stone!
February 08, 2012 at 1:27 am, Silvia said:
I was in the darkest, most pessimistic of moods (the news goes from bad to worse, day to day, hour to hour).
Your podcast brought a little levity…thanks for that (Jesus in a thong at Joel Osteen’s…!!)
February 08, 2012 at 12:22 pm, BourbonLegend said:
Am I the only one who misses “Dilemmas?”
February 08, 2012 at 5:55 pm, UK knows it all said:
Bill asked, “Do they make thongs for men?”
They certainly do… http://www.koalaswim.com/
It’s not all good. NSFW.
February 09, 2012 at 7:07 am, G man said:
I had to work through the game and I’m psyched to hear your superbowl commentary. would’ve listened earlier but Itunes is being shitty with your podcast. then again i wouldn’t have left a comment or checked out your upcoming shows if it had. BTW you were fucking awesome on breaking bad I just finished the season last week and it seemed like the writers gave you something you could work with and you nailed it! I love to see my favorite comics on my favorite shows and I geeked out during that scene they’d be dumb to not have you back on and build your character up a bit. lookin forward to the new special. Stay funny Bill.
February 27, 2012 at 2:01 am, jay said:
My friend Michael Manfredo was the brains behind that pose…. He was a bit happy because the patriots lost that battle since that would’ve meant more photo ops and work, but it was certainly a battle of the Titans. I’m not really a sports fan but this one was a clincher for sure.
February 27, 2012 at 2:22 am, jay said:
Just to inform you of this, that was all direct TV by the way…. We were at a superbowl party and I was getting all of this infotowards the end of the game. And futher to clarify, Mike definitely didn’t give a shit about the game beforehand although this one was definitely special – it made a fan of all of us.
March 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm, Tim Koch said:
The Giants will an 8th Championship!!!
1927, 1934, 1938, 1956
(Super Bowls XXI (1986), XXV (1990), XLII (2007), and XLVI (2011)
Their championship tally is surpassed only by the Green Bay Packers (13) and Chicago Bears (9)