Not trying to bitch or anything but since moving to this new web host the download speeds for the podcast are dreadful… 30+ minutes for the mp3 download.
Downloading this week’s show right now – I sure hope you are over your cold, you disgusting sniffly drippy bastard. Oh, and Merry Christmas to you & The Lovely Nia, you silly ginger cunt!
Concerning that guy who had that girl in japan and africa patrice had a good bit on his black phillip show titled TIME HO. That guy is just her time ho.
Concerning Heath, Patrice told the guy who was not/nor had gone out with the girl and who had never had sex with the chick he was her Time Ho, because he did all the stuff for her but got nothing in return. So that dosent apply
Billy, I was trying to follow up on that crazy story about the ballsy twat who was suing her ex-husband for her share of his false rape conviction rainmaker. You got a link to that sombitch? Keep up the good work, you gorgeous ginger teetotaler.
Glad he seems to be coming to his senses on Eli, that guy is so overrated it’s pathetic. He’s had a couple of good 4th quarters this year, but he’s also completely lost the game for his team. Not only that, but the elite QBs are the elite QBs because it’s just common knowledge. Eli’s a pro bowler, but not elite, and if it wasn’t for the superbowl he would still be getting booed in New York as an underachiever. GFYS.
Saw you in Tempe Friday night. You did have almost one hour of “new” material. If you count the shit you used on your podcast, subtract 10 minutes. It was great. Laughed my arse off, got laid and drunk. Funny shit
January 06, 2012 at 6:46 pm, Simoné Robertze (aka Dztrbd) said:
Dooooooood!
I listened to your Blog about 3 weeks ago, and I am very keen to hear…how did your Xmas shopping spree go – being the people-loving, mall-loving patient and conservative person that you seem to be on your shows…? I would’ve given anything to have been a fly on the mall wall while you went about your sh**, giving cashiers and customers alike a piece of your mind; I bet it’s a whole lot more fun and entertaining than it was shopping for a pumpkin at Halloween or makin’ a f***ing pie for Thanksgiving!
Personally, I can’t abide the masses of people wandering down the aisles aimlessly (like they don’t know why they’re there to begin with, duh!) bashing into my ankles with their trolleys cos all sense of direction went out the window when they entered the mall; the senseless, contagious spending frenzy of my hard earned cash on those people will probably only judge me by the type of wrapping paper I use (for the record, I like to use Newspaper, its cheap, it doesn’t slip and slide around like the expensive “foil” paper when you’re trying to wrap, for the sake of argument, a set of golf clubs for dad or a vibrator for mom, and plus I’m doing my bit for the environment by Re-using after Reading), only to end up chucking the gift into the closet along with the decorations until the next Silly Season; the loud, annoying music (as annoying as it is, you end up whistling it all day long, much to your horror – some people call it cheerful – I have another name for it); the gaudy tinsel and baubles screaming “Buy me, buy me, ‘cos, I’m pretty and Everyone does it cos its always been done that way, and its just the way its done now ‘cos millions of sheep can’t be wrong!”, just so you can store it away in the closet for 11 and 3/4 months of the year; and lets not forget the fake ass Santas’ enthusiastically encouraging the kiddies to sit on his lap for a photo or a last minute Xmas wish, cos that’s probably the highlight of Fake-Santa’s Festive Season).
Needless to say, I decided to give it (Yes, Xmas) a miss this year for a change. And I found it to be …Refreshing I hope yours was too:-P
Also, I now have more money to spend on myself, cos I just KNOW I’ll appreciate it a whole lot more!
The Newspaper remains untouched; the ankles remain unbruised; the ears remain un-harassed; the brain has been spared being turned into Jelly; the money disguised as gaudy decorations is liberated or put to better use; Closets remain free of clutter of unwanted, useless, cheap gifts; Fake-Ass Santa’s are still just a figment of my imagination…
December 19, 2011 at 4:16 pm, Bigdickplaya said:
It’s the holiday season doobie doobie doo.
December 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm, Gill said:
Next week have it up before Noon EST ya South Shore ginger fuck!
December 19, 2011 at 5:03 pm, scooby666 said:
Not trying to bitch or anything but since moving to this new web host the download speeds for the podcast are dreadful… 30+ minutes for the mp3 download.
December 19, 2011 at 5:45 pm, clifford said:
Why are all u bitches just bitching, where ur podcast…go fuck yourself.
December 19, 2011 at 7:27 pm, Gill said:
Shut ya dick suck u cunt.>
December 19, 2011 at 6:01 pm, Rob said:
3:18 ?????? I hope there’s more !!! I need my MMPC fix !
December 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm, Wolfman Joe said:
Downloading this week’s show right now – I sure hope you are over your cold, you disgusting sniffly drippy bastard. Oh, and Merry Christmas to you & The Lovely Nia, you silly ginger cunt!
December 19, 2011 at 7:31 pm, heath said:
Concerning that guy who had that girl in japan and africa patrice had a good bit on his black phillip show titled TIME HO. That guy is just her time ho.
December 20, 2011 at 12:32 am, Dan said:
Concerning Heath, Patrice told the guy who was not/nor had gone out with the girl and who had never had sex with the chick he was her Time Ho, because he did all the stuff for her but got nothing in return. So that dosent apply
December 20, 2011 at 3:21 pm, Tom said:
Billy, I was trying to follow up on that crazy story about the ballsy twat who was suing her ex-husband for her share of his false rape conviction rainmaker. You got a link to that sombitch? Keep up the good work, you gorgeous ginger teetotaler.
December 20, 2011 at 5:39 pm, Tim said:
Glad he seems to be coming to his senses on Eli, that guy is so overrated it’s pathetic. He’s had a couple of good 4th quarters this year, but he’s also completely lost the game for his team. Not only that, but the elite QBs are the elite QBs because it’s just common knowledge. Eli’s a pro bowler, but not elite, and if it wasn’t for the superbowl he would still be getting booed in New York as an underachiever. GFYS.
December 21, 2011 at 12:10 pm, gpotts said:
Saw you in Tempe Friday night. You did have almost one hour of “new” material. If you count the shit you used on your podcast, subtract 10 minutes. It was great. Laughed my arse off, got laid and drunk. Funny shit
December 22, 2011 at 2:49 am, hotchickdick said:
wow bill your fans are total pricks. I dunno how you put up with them.
December 23, 2011 at 11:12 pm, Vatchel said:
Merry Christmas, Bill. You look like Charlie Brown screaming, “Flame on!” Seriously, great podcast. Thanks for everything you do.
V
December 24, 2011 at 12:33 am, Jj Luna said:
Love ya! Bites and Licks, Jj
December 26, 2011 at 2:01 pm, Bigdickplaya said:
Where’s the new one, jackass?
January 06, 2012 at 6:46 pm, Simoné Robertze (aka Dztrbd) said:
Dooooooood!
I listened to your Blog about 3 weeks ago, and I am very keen to hear…how did your Xmas shopping spree go – being the people-loving, mall-loving patient and conservative person that you seem to be on your shows…? I would’ve given anything to have been a fly on the mall wall while you went about your sh**, giving cashiers and customers alike a piece of your mind; I bet it’s a whole lot more fun and entertaining than it was shopping for a pumpkin at Halloween or makin’ a f***ing pie for Thanksgiving!
Personally, I can’t abide the masses of people wandering down the aisles aimlessly (like they don’t know why they’re there to begin with, duh!) bashing into my ankles with their trolleys cos all sense of direction went out the window when they entered the mall; the senseless, contagious spending frenzy of my hard earned cash on those people will probably only judge me by the type of wrapping paper I use (for the record, I like to use Newspaper, its cheap, it doesn’t slip and slide around like the expensive “foil” paper when you’re trying to wrap, for the sake of argument, a set of golf clubs for dad or a vibrator for mom, and plus I’m doing my bit for the environment by Re-using after Reading), only to end up chucking the gift into the closet along with the decorations until the next Silly Season; the loud, annoying music (as annoying as it is, you end up whistling it all day long, much to your horror – some people call it cheerful – I have another name for it); the gaudy tinsel and baubles screaming “Buy me, buy me, ‘cos, I’m pretty and Everyone does it cos its always been done that way, and its just the way its done now ‘cos millions of sheep can’t be wrong!”, just so you can store it away in the closet for 11 and 3/4 months of the year; and lets not forget the fake ass Santas’ enthusiastically encouraging the kiddies to sit on his lap for a photo or a last minute Xmas wish, cos that’s probably the highlight of Fake-Santa’s Festive Season).
I hope yours was too:-P
Needless to say, I decided to give it (Yes, Xmas) a miss this year for a change. And I found it to be …Refreshing
Also, I now have more money to spend on myself, cos I just KNOW I’ll appreciate it a whole lot more!
The Newspaper remains untouched; the ankles remain unbruised; the ears remain un-harassed; the brain has been spared being turned into Jelly; the money disguised as gaudy decorations is liberated or put to better use; Closets remain free of clutter of unwanted, useless, cheap gifts; Fake-Ass Santa’s are still just a figment of my imagination…
….Maybe next year….
Anyways. GFYS! A huge fan!